Got a call from one of my favorite taboo phone sex, buddies. We’ll change her name to protect her identity. Obviously we don’t want more horny stalkers showing up at her house…. or do we? Anyway, let’s call her “Ravenna” – Ravenna and I share fuckin’ hot slutty stories. She/he just brightens my day in true ditzy spirit. We’re like the BFF valley girl whores-next-door. Cock hungry and cum drunk.
Anyway, poor Ravenna had a wardrobe issue, can you believe it? BLASPHEMY! Lately she’d come home and her clothes in her closet would be, like, stuck together and sometimes still sticky. Even sticky stuff at the bottom of her totally fab shoes! When we’re not choking down cock, we’re like super clean people. How could this weird mystery goo be all over her stuff, right? Naturally Ravenna, installed a hidden camera and left it running while she was at work. And wouldn’t you know, a naughty man was coming into her closet and well… cumming. She knew him, too! OH EM GEE!
Naturally she calls me to confess that she’s both grossed out but also finds it a compliment. I could only think of one solution, confront the guy! “Wear your sexy, squishy shoes, you hot ho-cake and show him what’s up!”
She decided to wear the shoes on our kinky role-reversal fun-as-fuck taboo phone sex call. And be all coy “Like, do you think there’s something off about my shoes?”
